








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1982 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 247 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12553 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14275 | 27% |
| Smokes | 12550 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10909 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 14243 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,900,157 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ā«ļøEasy_Muffins⬠| 50% | 303 |
| #2 | TubeYou | 49% | 374 |
| #3 | Demmi | 49% | 348 |
| #4 | LeBron James | 48% | 342 |
| #5 | xelfeR | 48% | 391 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | s a n s eā ā ā | 43% | 673 |
| #9 | *Fry ć
| 43% | 126 |
| #10 | Chris | 39% | 581 |
| #11 | Soulz | 39% | 93 |
| #12 | Jaraa | 38% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chris | 53 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | s a n s eā ā ā | 31 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | TubeYou | 27 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | xelfeR | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | LeBron James | 11 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demmi | 2971 | 0.41 | 90 min |
| #2 | s a n s eā ā ā | 1657 | 0.12 | 44 min |
| #3 | Chris | 1118 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #4 | ā«ļøEasy_Muffins⬠| 947 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #5 | TubeYou | 841 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TubeYou | +1.74 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | xelfeR | +1.14 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | Demmi | +1.14 | 62 | 79 |
| #4 | Yamakoto | +1.11 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | Sl3Dge98 DiNase | +0.34 | 65 | 69 |





