








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4166 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7243 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4826 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5615 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,086,269 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anubis | 56% | 127 |
| #2 | LeBron James | 52% | 174 |
| #3 | Demmi | 51% | 236 |
| #4 | ā«ļøEasy_Muffins⬠| 49% | 76 |
| #5 | Sl3Dge98 DiNase | 48% | 391 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | TubeYou | 47% | 273 |
| #7 | s a n s eā ā ā | 45% | 154 |
| #8 | Yamakoto | 41% | 127 |
| #9 | *Fry ć
| 41% | 81 |
| #10 | Chris | 40% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TubeYou | 22 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Sl3Dge98 DiNase | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Demmi | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Chris | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Anubis | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demmi | 2004 | 0.40 | 60 min |
| #2 | Sl3Dge98 DiNase | 981 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #3 | TubeYou | 620 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | s a n s eā ā ā | 351 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | LeBron James | 258 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TubeYou | +1.37 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | xelfeR | +1.32 | 80 | 59 |
| #3 | Demmi | +0.88 | 63 | 80 |
| #4 | Yamakoto | +0.74 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | Anubis | -0.66 | 71 | 59 |





