








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2173 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2939 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4199 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4342 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,064,807 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 559 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NicoG.🤙 | 25 | 0.0199 |
| #2 | DeiraCity | 21 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | MrKirby幸せ | 20 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | LeBron James | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Centrisム | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrKirby幸せ | 936 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #2 | Demmi | 788 | 0.36 | 24 min |
| #3 | Centrisム | 341 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | DeiraCity | 299 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | LeBron James | 269 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Centrisム | +3.24 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | Patriq66 | +2.65 | 88 | 58 |
| #3 | MrKirby幸せ | +2.20 | 76 | 70 |
| #4 | Jul1an | +1.88 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | Askabanヅ #Rip✔ | +1.84 | 90 | 51 |





