








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 488 matches | ||
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16351 | 47% |
| Smokes | 10123 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1236 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 7423 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,617,879 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s a n s e ☁ | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | ↫︎Easy_Muffins↬ | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | matic | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | MrKirby幸せ | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | Cryfix | 51% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Anubis | 46% | 74 |
| #16 | Yamakoto | 46% | 195 |
| #17 | Chris | 44% | 64 |
| #18 | NicoG.🤙 | 43% | 61 |
| #19 | Creatyx | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeBron James | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | NicoG.🤙 | 10 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Sl3Dge98 DiNase | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Cryfix | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | TubeYou | 8 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sl3Dge98 DiNase | 918 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #2 | LeBron James | 410 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | TubeYou | 406 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | MrKirby幸せ | 381 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | Yamakoto | 375 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrKirby幸せ | +2.75 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | matic | +1.97 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | xelfeR | +1.30 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | Demmi | +1.05 | 66 | 78 |
| #5 | TubeYou | +1.05 | 77 | 63 |





