








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 524 | 25% |
| Smokes | 730 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 531 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 337 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $460,900 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 70% | 10 | ||
| 64% | 14 | ||
| 55% | 83 | ||
| #4 | klyE | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Deadly | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | klyE | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Deadly | 51% | 47 |
| #6 | Ikigami | 46% | 28 |
| #7 | Bear onna board | 45% | 44 |
| #8 | cur1ous | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 24 | 0.0150 | ||
| #2 | cur1ous | 8 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Bear onna board | 8 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | Ikigami | 6 | 0.0115 |
| 5 | 0.0282 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 302 | 0.19 | 4 min | ||
| #2 | cur1ous | 156 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bear onna board | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| 49 | 0.28 | 0 min | ||
| #5 | Ikigami | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon | +2.33 | 82 | 40 |
| #2 | Ikigami | +1.90 | 66 | 56 |
| +1.65 | 79 | 39 | ||
| +1.09 | 68 | 31 | ||
| #5 | cur1ous | -0.72 | 79 | 57 |





