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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 351 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9238 | 41% |
| Smokes | 6560 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3383 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3540 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,070,860 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | what12who | 42% | 373 |
| #4 | Gregg the Egg | 41% | 539 |
| #5 | Zodsmar | 39% | 259 |
| #6 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | 37% | 59 |
| #7 | Gentleman Jim | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gregg the Egg | 52 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | fuLLi | 28 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Zodsmar | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | 10 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | Gentleman Jim | 9 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuLLi | 2190 | 0.20 | 67 min |
| #2 | Gregg the Egg | 1266 | 0.12 | 28 min |
| #3 | what12who | 831 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #4 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | 269 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | Zodsmar | 260 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuLLi | +3.48 | 77 | 80 |
| #2 | Gregg the Egg | -0.94 | 56 | 55 |
| #3 | Jok3r | -0.98 | 52 | 55 |
| #4 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | -1.20 | 37 | 51 |
| #5 | Zodsmar | -1.33 | 23 | 66 |





