








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1022 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 394 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8014 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3175 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 6728 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3004 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,829,424 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2483 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thy goat | 48% | 88 |
| #2 | seanluko357 | 46% | 72 |
| #3 | Gentleman Jim | 41% | 66 |
| #4 | Jok3r | 41% | 539 |
| #5 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | 41% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jok3r | 35 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | fuLLi | 30 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Zodsmar | 26 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | 23 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | thy goat | 18 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuLLi | 2626 | 0.20 | 78 min |
| #2 | Jok3r | 2194 | 0.20 | 43 min |
| #3 | what12who | 837 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #4 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | 463 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #5 | Zodsmar | 424 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuLLi | +3.50 | 78 | 80 |
| #2 | seanluko357 | +2.35 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | thy goat | +0.30 | 56 | 51 |
| #4 | Jok3r | -0.96 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | Gregg the Egg | -1.05 | 56 | 55 |





