








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2764 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 334 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14082 | 32% |
| Smokes | 13486 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4889 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 11586 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,204,875 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | シVitalz^ | 57% | 166 |
| #2 | syz | 55% | 87 |
| #3 | mythii | 50% | 60 |
| #4 | Jok3r | 42% | 535 |
| #5 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | 41% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Jok3r | 42% | 535 |
| #5 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | 41% | 88 |
| #6 | what12who | 40% | 484 |
| #7 | Gregg the Egg | 40% | 651 |
| #8 | Zodsmar | 39% | 399 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gregg the Egg | 52 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Jok3r | 35 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Zodsmar | 31 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | 12 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | シVitalz^ | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jok3r | 2075 | 0.19 | 42 min |
| #2 | Gregg the Egg | 1470 | 0.11 | 32 min |
| #3 | what12who | 994 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #4 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | 405 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #5 | Zodsmar | 381 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuLLi | +3.04 | 79 | 78 |
| #2 | シVitalz^ | +2.36 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | syz | +1.71 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | mythii | +0.84 | 84 | 62 |
| #5 | 𝓡𝓪𝔁 | -0.36 | 46 | 51 |





