








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 289 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4646 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3128 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3993 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4466 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,928,484 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 355 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jok3r | 42% | 373 |
| #2 | fuLLi | 40% | 484 |
| #3 | Gregg the Egg | 38% | 418 |
| #4 | Zodsmar | 37% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jok3r | 42% | 373 |
| #2 | fuLLi | 40% | 484 |
| #3 | Gregg the Egg | 38% | 418 |
| #4 | Zodsmar | 37% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gregg the Egg | 26 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Zodsmar | 24 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Jok3r | 23 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | fuLLi | 21 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuLLi | 1889 | 0.19 | 57 min |
| #2 | Jok3r | 1452 | 0.19 | 31 min |
| #3 | Gregg the Egg | 877 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #4 | Zodsmar | 218 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuLLi | +3.58 | 78 | 79 |
| #2 | Jok3r | -0.80 | 54 | 56 |
| #3 | Gregg the Egg | -0.87 | 58 | 55 |
| #4 | Zodsmar | -0.93 | 27 | 64 |
| #5 | what12who | -2.11 | 37 | 54 |





