








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 601 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 275 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3858 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6199 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5925 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5939 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,828,442 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fizz | 61% | 225 |
| #2 | joj | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | SybreN | 54% | 440 |
| #4 | Luciano | 52% | 202 |
| #5 | Raeder | 52% | 345 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SybreN | 54% | 440 |
| #4 | Luciano | 52% | 202 |
| #5 | Raeder | 52% | 345 |
| #6 | Yoonte | 51% | 191 |
| #7 | Yuzuki | 49% | 265 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SybreN | 80 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Raeder | 48 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Yuzuki | 47 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Fizz | 47 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | Luciano | 20 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SybreN | 819 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #2 | Yoonte | 619 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | Raeder | 588 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #4 | Luciano | 509 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #5 | Yuzuki | 486 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fizz | +4.14 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | SybreN | +1.27 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | Yuzuki | +0.61 | 76 | 46 |
| #4 | ale | +0.15 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | Yoonte | -0.32 | 46 | 64 |





