








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3193 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4272 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3354 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3412 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $694,467 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SybreN | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ale | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Yuzuki | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | joj | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Raeder | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ale | 478 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | SybreN | 256 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | joj | 238 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Yuzuki | 229 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Raeder | 202 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fizz | +3.01 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | Nerall | +2.57 | 62 | 44 |
| #3 | SybreN | +1.32 | 70 | 60 |
| #4 | Yuzuki | +1.30 | 71 | 49 |
| #5 | gonnie | +0.46 | 80 | 58 |





