








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2936 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2758 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2519 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1903 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $808,760 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fizz | 63% | 72 |
| #2 | Raeder | 61% | 137 |
| #3 | Yoonte | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | SybreN | 57% | 165 |
| #5 | ale | 52% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SybreN | 20 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | ✪H0RIz0N | 19 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Raeder | 14 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | ale | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | eth | 8 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fizz | +3.75 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | ✪H0RIz0N | +2.90 | 91 | 60 |
| #3 | SybreN | +1.15 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | Luciano | +0.75 | 54 | 56 |
| #5 | Raeder | +0.53 | 82 | 61 |





