








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 143 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,911 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1731 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1678 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2304 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1198 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $919,596 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joj | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | Fizz | 59% | 92 |
| #3 | kcoc | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | SybreN | 53% | 172 |
| #5 | Luciano | 52% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SybreN | 53% | 172 |
| #5 | Luciano | 52% | 64 |
| #6 | ale | 49% | 265 |
| #7 | Yoonte | 48% | 104 |
| #8 | Raeder | 47% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SybreN | 34 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | ale | 28 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Raeder | 23 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Fizz | 20 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | Yoonte | 8 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ale | 571 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | Yoonte | 371 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | SybreN | 367 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | Raeder | 268 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | joj | 228 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fizz | +3.25 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | SybreN | +1.21 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | Yuzuki | +0.88 | 76 | 47 |
| #4 | Luciano | +0.06 | 58 | 57 |
| #5 | ale | -0.17 | 72 | 64 |





