








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 161 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3254 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3897 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 922 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 4150 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,043,172 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fizz | 60% | 179 |
| #2 | Luciano | 57% | 165 |
| #3 | Raeder | 54% | 275 |
| #4 | ale | 54% | 440 |
| #5 | Yuzuki | 53% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Raeder | 54% | 275 |
| #4 | ale | 54% | 440 |
| #5 | Yuzuki | 53% | 172 |
| #6 | kcoc | 52% | 29 |
| #7 | Yoonte | 52% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ale | 51 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Raeder | 51 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Yuzuki | 45 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Fizz | 42 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | Luciano | 19 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ale | 795 | 0.09 | 22 min |
| #2 | Raeder | 452 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | Luciano | 410 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | Yoonte | 384 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | Yuzuki | 337 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fizz | +3.79 | 92 | 50 |
| #2 | SybreN | +1.23 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | Yuzuki | +1.22 | 78 | 46 |
| #4 | ale | +0.24 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | Yoonte | -0.19 | 46 | 66 |





