








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 138 | 9% |
| Smokes | 390 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 614 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 397 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,259 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antny | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Robin | 44% | 62 |
| #3 | ✝ | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | egg | 43% | 83 |
| #5 | DR. COUNTERSTRIKE | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Robin | 44% | 62 |
| #3 | ✝ | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | egg | 43% | 83 |
| #5 | DR. COUNTERSTRIKE | 40% | 47 |
| #6 | Chopper | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DR. COUNTERSTRIKE | 9 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Robin | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | egg | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | antny | 4 | 0.0125 |
| #5 | ✝ | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | egg | 46 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | Robin | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | antny | 23 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | ✝ | 22 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | DR. COUNTERSTRIKE | 21 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | +4.30 | 77 | 40 |
| #2 | DR. COUNTERSTRIKE | +2.85 | 75 | 27 |
| #3 | antny | -0.28 | 68 | 25 |
| #4 | ✝ | -0.42 | 60 | 33 |
| #5 | flabberfish | -1.98 | 43 | 31 |





