








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 838 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2089 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1237 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1901 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $874,655 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antny | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Robin | 52% | 242 |
| #3 | egg | 50% | 180 |
| #4 | ✝ | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | flabberfish | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antny | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Robin | 52% | 242 |
| #3 | egg | 50% | 180 |
| #4 | ✝ | 49% | 49 |
| #5 | flabberfish | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 19 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | egg | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ✝ | 8 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | antny | 6 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | flabberfish | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 248 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #2 | ✝ | 63 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | egg | 52 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | antny | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | flabberfish | 29 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | +1.89 | 78 | 43 |
| #2 | DR. COUNTERSTRIKE | +1.30 | 79 | 38 |
| #3 | ✝ | +0.26 | 73 | 43 |
| #4 | antny | -0.52 | 64 | 23 |
| #5 | egg | -2.46 | 32 | 39 |





