








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3614 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2722 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4676 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4976 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,819 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 921 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ru1d | 48% | 271 |
| #7 | Batmon | 47% | 103 |
| #8 | baby beluga | 43% | 37 |
| #9 | TRUB0b | 41% | 133 |
| #10 | Leon | 41% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leon | 17 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | TRUB0b | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | HamDoe | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Ru1d | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | larry | 5 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ru1d | 1011 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #2 | larry | 933 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #3 | HamDoe | 241 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | TRUB0b | 224 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Majin | 178 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szns | +2.49 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | larry | +0.98 | 58 | 60 |
| #3 | Leon | +0.79 | 46 | 47 |
| #4 | Ru1d | +0.43 | 49 | 67 |
| #5 | HamDoe | +0.43 | 35 | 57 |





