








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3443 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2589 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2699 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3157 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,044,525 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cfoxey | 50% | 104 |
| #2 | Leon | 49% | 65 |
| #3 | Majin | 49% | 88 |
| #4 | larry | 49% | 156 |
| #5 | Batmon | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | larry | 49% | 156 |
| #5 | Batmon | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | Ru1d | 43% | 58 |
| #7 | szns | 40% | 20 |
| #8 | TRUB0b | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leon | 10 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | larry | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Cfoxey | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Ru1d | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | TRUB0b | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | larry | 322 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ru1d | 225 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Cfoxey | 127 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Majin | 115 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Leon | 69 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szns | +4.81 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | Leon | +2.04 | 52 | 50 |
| #3 | larry | +1.06 | 55 | 57 |
| #4 | HamDoe | +0.46 | 39 | 59 |
| #5 | Ru1d | +0.04 | 51 | 70 |





