








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3269 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2083 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3125 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1360 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,373,922 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BampyBapps | 51% | 289 |
| #2 | Ahaqi | 51% | 350 |
| #3 | Nexeroc | 49% | 150 |
| #4 | ChloYutaty | 48% | 202 |
| #5 | Zedonian | 45% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ChloYutaty | 48% | 202 |
| #5 | Zedonian | 45% | 53 |
| #6 | Eespilcee | 43% | 280 |
| #7 | werty1109 | 42% | 149 |
| #8 | Really, I'm sorry that I | 30% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChloYutaty | 31 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Ahaqi | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | BampyBapps | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Nexeroc | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | werty1109 | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BampyBapps | 395 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | Eespilcee | 338 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ahaqi | 321 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #4 | Nexeroc | 83 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | werty1109 | 79 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahaqi | +7.04 | 78 | 52 |
| #2 | Retribution | +0.76 | 46 | 46 |
| #3 | werty1109 | +0.26 | 40 | 43 |
| #4 | Nexeroc | -0.09 | 41 | 43 |
| #5 | BampyBapps | -2.22 | 20 | 46 |





