








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 138 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1675 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1278 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 3083 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2962 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,849,219 of utility $289 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4066 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChloYutaty | 64% | 80 |
| #2 | emilymemeily | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Zedonian | 52% | 73 |
| #4 | Retribution | 51% | 350 |
| #5 | BampyBapps | 50% | 299 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Nexeroc | 48% | 162 |
| #8 | Eespilcee | 46% | 306 |
| #9 | werty1109 | 43% | 210 |
| #10 | Brawlrr | 39% | 46 |
| #11 | Really, I'm sorry that I | 33% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werty1109 | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Nexeroc | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | BampyBapps | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Eespilcee | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Retribution | 4 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BampyBapps | 390 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | Eespilcee | 353 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | Retribution | 334 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | werty1109 | 137 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nexeroc | 82 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahaqi | +7.05 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | emilymemeily | +3.97 | 56 | 52 |
| #3 | werty1109 | +0.48 | 42 | 43 |
| #4 | Retribution | +0.25 | 47 | 45 |
| #5 | Nexeroc | -0.34 | 41 | 45 |





