








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 501 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1697 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1798 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 810 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,346 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChloYutaty | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | BampyBapps | 44% | 148 |
| #3 | Ahaqi | 43% | 210 |
| #4 | Retribution | 42% | 149 |
| #5 | Nexeroc | 41% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahaqi | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Retribution | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | BampyBapps | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Nexeroc | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Eespilcee | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BampyBapps | 208 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ahaqi | 173 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Eespilcee | 171 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Retribution | 143 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nexeroc | 42 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahaqi | +7.24 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | werty1109 | +0.99 | 43 | 42 |
| #3 | Retribution | -0.04 | 48 | 44 |
| #4 | Nexeroc | -1.13 | 41 | 40 |
| #5 | BampyBapps | -2.71 | 20 | 42 |





