








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 484 | 28% |
| Smokes | 232 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 469 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 536 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $869,874 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 909 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahaqi | 64% | 80 |
| #2 | BampyBapps | 59% | 90 |
| #3 | Nexeroc | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Retribution | 48% | 202 |
| #5 | Eespilcee | 41% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Retribution | 223 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | BampyBapps | 129 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ahaqi | 91 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Eespilcee | 82 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nexeroc | 18 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahaqi | +8.53 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | Retribution | +1.58 | 49 | 45 |
| #3 | Nexeroc | -0.27 | 52 | 47 |
| #4 | BampyBapps | -1.42 | 20 | 49 |
| #5 | ChloYutaty | -1.42 | 42 | 19 |





