








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1381 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1609 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 467 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1468 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $453,154 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB | 20 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Gru | 13 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Limmy | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Dylete | 3 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | ᴎivɘʞ | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limmy | 435 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | BOB | 317 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | ᴎivɘʞ | 104 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gru | 102 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dylete | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limmy | +4.38 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | bananna_robert | +1.74 | 77 | 45 |
| #3 | Gru | +1.38 | 74 | 47 |
| #4 | Dylete | -0.75 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | BOB | -1.67 | 61 | 50 |





