








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 732 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6031 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6872 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2845 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4545 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,948,397 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1001 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Real Estate Lady | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | Gru | 62% | 104 |
| #3 | BOB | 53% | 418 |
| #4 | ᴎivɘʞ | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | bananna_robert | 52% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB | 46 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Dylete | 27 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Gru | 19 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | bananna_robert | 18 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Sunday Tiger | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB | 1272 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #2 | Dylete | 922 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #3 | bananna_robert | 406 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Szabo666 | 303 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | Sunday Tiger | 297 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limmy | +3.36 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | bananna_robert | +1.07 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | Gru | +0.44 | 70 | 48 |
| #4 | Dylete | -0.13 | 65 | 55 |
| #5 | Sunday Tiger | -0.17 | 67 | 69 |





