








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 778 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 128 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




139 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10987 | 27% |
| Smokes | 11828 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10712 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7345 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,137,842 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1761 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bananna_robert | 55% | 128 |
| #2 | Gru | 54% | 197 |
| #3 | Limmy | 53% | 418 |
| #4 | Dylete | 50% | 265 |
| #5 | Szabo666 | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bananna_robert | 55% | 128 |
| #2 | Gru | 54% | 197 |
| #3 | Limmy | 53% | 418 |
| #4 | Dylete | 50% | 265 |
| #5 | Szabo666 | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gru | 48 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Dylete | 27 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Limmy | 22 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | bananna_robert | 14 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Szabo666 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limmy | 1494 | 0.17 | 39 min |
| #2 | Dylete | 821 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | bananna_robert | 431 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | Gru | 325 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Szabo666 | 256 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limmy | +3.58 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | bananna_robert | +2.21 | 78 | 44 |
| #3 | Gru | +0.95 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | BOB | +0.64 | 74 | 53 |
| #5 | Dylete | +0.22 | 65 | 55 |





