








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 892 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,599 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3884 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3257 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2117 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1341 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,510,860 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 888 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Real Estate Lady | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | Szabo666 | 52% | 87 |
| #3 | Limmy | 52% | 299 |
| #4 | Sunday Tiger | 51% | 75 |
| #5 | BOB | 50% | 265 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Limmy | 52% | 299 |
| #4 | Sunday Tiger | 51% | 75 |
| #5 | BOB | 50% | 265 |
| #6 | LemmeSmellYa | 44% | 34 |
| #7 | bananna_robert | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB | 25 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Limmy | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Sunday Tiger | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Real Estate Lady | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | bananna_robert | 4 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limmy | 1028 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | BOB | 837 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | Szabo666 | 333 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | Sunday Tiger | 319 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | LemmeSmellYa | 208 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limmy | +2.44 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Dylete | +0.18 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | Sunday Tiger | -0.03 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | BOB | -0.14 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | bananna_robert | -0.20 | 81 | 49 |





