








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5833 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3044 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3094 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2904 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2319 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,770,132 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bananna_robert | 64% | 59 |
| #2 | Limmy | 62% | 104 |
| #3 | BOB | 54% | 197 |
| #4 | ᴎivɘʞ | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bananna_robert | 64% | 59 |
| #2 | Limmy | 62% | 104 |
| #3 | BOB | 54% | 197 |
| #4 | ᴎivɘʞ | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB | 32 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | bananna_robert | 8 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Limmy | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | ᴎivɘʞ | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB | 435 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | Limmy | 375 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | bananna_robert | 204 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | ᴎivɘʞ | 104 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limmy | +4.80 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | bananna_robert | +2.95 | 77 | 45 |
| #3 | Gru | +1.02 | 74 | 51 |
| #4 | BOB | -0.57 | 69 | 47 |
| #5 | ᴎivɘʞ | -4.20 | 32 | 38 |





