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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2242 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2337 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1402 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1282 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1919 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,224,196 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bananna_robert | 55% | 42 |
| #2 | BOB | 53% | 62 |
| #3 | Limmy | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Gru | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bananna_robert | 55% | 42 |
| #2 | BOB | 53% | 62 |
| #3 | Limmy | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Gru | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gru | 15 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | BOB | 13 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | bananna_robert | 10 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Limmy | 6 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limmy | 234 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | bananna_robert | 154 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | BOB | 152 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gru | 65 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Limmy | +5.87 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | Gru | +2.07 | 73 | 50 |
| #3 | bananna_robert | +1.45 | 73 | 42 |
| #4 | BOB | -0.09 | 70 | 49 |
| #5 | ᴎivɘʞ | -0.30 | 35 | 50 |





