








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 424 | 15% |
| Smokes | 626 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 990 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 829 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,059 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosty | 100% | 9 |
| #2 | ZonnE | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | Catsmonke TAG | 83% | 6 |
| #4 | kas ♥ [s] | 82% | 11 |
| #5 | edeninho | 78% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | zoinks⬆ | 60% | 10 |
| #8 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 60% | 55 |
| #9 | GeckeoS | 54% | 24 |
| #10 | Xetherato ツ | 50% | 6 |
| #11 | zenta | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xetherato ツ | 5 | 0.0382 |
| #2 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | GeckeoS | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | zenta | 2 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | Frosty | 2 | 0.0129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 161 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Frosty | 50 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #3 | GeckeoS | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Xetherato ツ | 43 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #5 | zenta | 34 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kas ♥ [s] | +5.54 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | GeckeoS | +4.95 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | Frosty | +4.57 | 75 | 82 |
| #4 | edeninho | +4.04 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | zenta | +3.54 | 62 | 52 |





