








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1525 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2136 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1739 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2698 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $878,003 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaze | 78% | 23 |
| #2 | Malyna | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | delew0w | 67% | 24 |
| #4 | Vilda | 66% | 29 |
| #5 | kas ♥ [s] | 64% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | jod | 48% | 46 |
| #14 | haznoodle | 47% | 15 |
| #15 | GeckeoS | 40% | 15 |
| #16 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 36% | 36 |
| #17 | B-Dog | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xetherato ツ | 25 | 0.0207 |
| #2 | Zac | 15 | 0.0390 |
| #3 | klon | 6 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | kas ♥ [s] | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xetherato ツ | 365 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #2 | jod | 128 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 113 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Blaze | 104 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | klon | 99 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xetherato ツ | +5.05 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | kas ♥ [s] | +3.55 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | Vilda | +3.41 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | Blaze | +3.03 | 63 | 74 |
| #5 | GeckeoS | +3.02 | 84 | 69 |





