








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1166 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1106 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 965 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1317 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,859 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xetherato ツ | 26 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | global elite from kazakhstan | 4 | 0.0186 |
| #4 | kas ♥ [s] | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Malyna | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xetherato ツ | 395 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #2 | Blaze | 199 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 172 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Malyna | 168 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | GeckeoS | 94 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeckeoS | +4.26 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | kas ♥ [s] | +3.17 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | Xetherato ツ | +3.15 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | global elite from kazakhstan | +2.85 | 74 | 47 |
| #5 | Blaze | +2.74 | 71 | 68 |





