








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4827 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1912 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3052 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4808 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4073 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,348,682 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 822 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xetherato ツ | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | zenta | 67% | 49 |
| #3 | klon | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | edeninho | 64% | 44 |
| #5 | oli | 61% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zenta | 17 | 0.0172 |
| #2 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 14 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Xetherato ツ | 12 | 0.0219 |
| #4 | oli | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | edeninho | 5 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 574 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | GeckeoS | 167 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mac | 163 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | oli | 158 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | zenta | 140 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xetherato ツ | +3.78 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | GeckeoS | +3.63 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | kas ♥ [s] | +2.87 | 83 | 54 |
| #4 | zenta | +2.29 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | klon | +1.90 | 81 | 53 |





