








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2221 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1742 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1723 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2284 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $383,059 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leddy_counterstrike_gamer_07 | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | kas ♥ [s] | 79% | 14 |
| #3 | logiks | 74% | 39 |
| #4 | Shane | 69% | 13 |
| #5 | moxfromearth | 69% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | leekb0b | 68% | 19 |
| #8 | Patarika | 67% | 36 |
| #9 | zurrp | 63% | 30 |
| #10 | Kanny | 61% | 18 |
| #11 | Asian kid | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moxfromearth | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | zurrp | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Asian kid | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | jaredd | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Patarika | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jaredd | 446 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | moxfromearth | 325 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #3 | logiks | 242 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #4 | Patarika | 131 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | zurrp | 120 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosty | +2.75 | 66 | 77 |
| #2 | kas ♥ [s] | +2.51 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | logiks | +2.20 | 87 | 71 |
| #4 | zurrp | +1.59 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | jaredd | +1.32 | 89 | 77 |





