








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2089 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1401 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1454 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1723 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $621,351 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 590 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grave | 76% | 37 |
| #2 | josh シ | 75% | 28 |
| #3 | z0mb1e | 74% | 27 |
| #4 | Bunny | 68% | 137 |
| #5 | seb-a-licious | 65% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunny | 24 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | nguyen | 21 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Champ | 20 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | arias | 8 | 0.0252 |
| #5 | Grave | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Champ | 803 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | Bunny | 472 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | nguyen | 414 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | seb-a-licious | 194 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #5 | z0mb1e | 161 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | josh シ | +6.08 | 96 | 48 |
| #2 | z0mb1e | +5.43 | 85 | 57 |
| #3 | Grave | +3.65 | 81 | 58 |
| #4 | Bunny | +3.60 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | Champ | +3.53 | 86 | 63 |





