








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6104 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5690 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4835 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3121 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4430 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,214,091 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | mha hart mah sole | 68% | 137 |
| #10 | Prism | 64% | 25 |
| #11 | axeera | 57% | 28 |
| #12 | deast | 54% | 46 |
| #13 | JáÐêñ« BUY MASARI OR STAY POOR | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nguyen | 35 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Champ | 27 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | seb-a-licious | 20 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | mha hart mah sole | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Grave | 5 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Champ | 878 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #2 | nguyen | 803 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #3 | seb-a-licious | 507 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #4 | mha hart mah sole | 445 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | kraytos | 366 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z0mb1e | +4.30 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | seb-a-licious | +4.11 | 84 | 74 |
| #3 | josh シ | +3.92 | 96 | 49 |
| #4 | Bunny | +3.20 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | Champ | +2.92 | 85 | 61 |





