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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 628 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3446 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3479 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2701 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3749 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,209,257 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 988 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grave | 86% | 49 |
| #2 | kraytos | 74% | 57 |
| #3 | seb-a-licious | 73% | 89 |
| #4 | Bunny | 71% | 212 |
| #5 | josh シ | 71% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunny | 34 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Champ | 23 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | seb-a-licious | 22 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | arias | 8 | 0.0186 |
| #5 | josh シ | 7 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Champ | 772 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | Bunny | 756 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #3 | seb-a-licious | 462 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #4 | mha hart mah sole | 366 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | kraytos | 250 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | josh シ | +4.87 | 97 | 54 |
| #2 | seb-a-licious | +4.16 | 85 | 75 |
| #3 | z0mb1e | +4.00 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | Grave | +3.81 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Bunny | +3.26 | 77 | 63 |





