








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1063 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5546 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3944 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4152 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3245 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,366,018 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 676 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djavan | 57% | 205 |
| #2 | iron$kull | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | Higori | 54% | 137 |
| #4 | Pessinistro | 54% | 56 |
| #5 | Black Alien | 53% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chinela | 1087 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | djavan | 836 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #3 | Higori | 808 | 0.28 | 23 min |
| #4 | HYPA HYPA | 739 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #5 | wıcκed | 546 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | モンスター fredin | +2.36 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | Black Alien | +1.97 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | chinela | +1.97 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | HYPA HYPA | +0.92 | 48 | 63 |
| #5 | Higori | +0.81 | 69 | 74 |





