








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 545 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,452 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2918 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2774 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3846 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2914 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,777 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fedda135 | 53% | 216 |
| #2 | Snech | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | smileyface | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Fuuma | 47% | 104 |
| #5 | Ducky | 45% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ducky | 45% | 123 |
| #6 | Don Wold | 45% | 103 |
| #7 | Malkovin | 40% | 163 |
| #8 | T-dawg23 | 32% | 31 |
| #9 | Egebakn | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fedda135 | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Malkovin | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Don Wold | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Ducky | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Fuuma | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Wold | 325 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | Ducky | 231 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fuuma | 217 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Malkovin | 143 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Snech | 134 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fedda135 | +2.51 | 80 | 52 |
| #2 | Steffoh | +2.05 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | Egebakn | +0.33 | 70 | 51 |
| #4 | Fuuma | -0.75 | 56 | 69 |
| #5 | Snech | -1.01 | 70 | 64 |





