








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 370 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 135 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5520 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4221 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4275 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3246 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,366,970 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducky | 51% | 274 |
| #2 | Steffoh | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | Don Wold | 50% | 306 |
| #4 | Zortex | 44% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducky | 51% | 274 |
| #2 | Steffoh | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | Don Wold | 50% | 306 |
| #4 | Zortex | 44% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Wold | 19 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Ducky | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Zortex | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Steffoh | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Wold | 1095 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #2 | Ducky | 566 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Zortex | 136 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Steffoh | 105 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steffoh | +2.81 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Snech | +1.06 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | Ducky | -0.08 | 63 | 50 |
| #4 | Don Wold | -0.87 | 39 | 72 |
| #5 | Zortex | -2.90 | 41 | 57 |





