








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 853 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 755 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11869 | 30% |
| Smokes | 11204 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8486 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8423 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,538,814 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snech | 50% | 306 |
| #2 | Ducky | 48% | 404 |
| #3 | Zortex | 46% | 103 |
| #4 | P-Diddy | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | Steffoh | 45% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snech | 50% | 306 |
| #2 | Ducky | 48% | 404 |
| #3 | Zortex | 46% | 103 |
| #4 | P-Diddy | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | Steffoh | 45% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ducky | 23 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Snech | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Zortex | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Steffoh | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | P-Diddy | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snech | 1095 | 0.17 | 33 min |
| #2 | Ducky | 857 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Steffoh | 220 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Zortex | 177 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | P-Diddy | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steffoh | +2.76 | 71 | 70 |
| #2 | Snech | +1.46 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | Ducky | +0.05 | 64 | 51 |
| #4 | Don Wold | -0.68 | 41 | 70 |
| #5 | Zortex | -2.02 | 45 | 51 |





