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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3457 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4240 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1790 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3449 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,701,906 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoonRywin | 23 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | ヤマ <畑木山> ヤマ | 19 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | P.K | 17 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Kjwowww | 10 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | 10 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AumMaloDy2K | 474 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | ヤマ <畑木山> ヤマ | 358 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | BoonRywin | 337 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | P.K | 294 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | sánto <3 | 292 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anony | +4.03 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | ヤマ <畑木山> ヤマ | +3.89 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | tr0opmonster | +3.88 | 95 | 53 |
| #4 | BoonRywin | +3.87 | 95 | 58 |
| #5 | AumMaloDy2K | +2.79 | 84 | 62 |





