








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3473 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3484 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2212 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2953 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $749,908 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 871 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppa | 92% | 25 |
| #2 | tr0opmonster | 90% | 20 |
| #3 | estefano | 84% | 19 |
| #4 | P.K | 83% | 54 |
| #5 | Anony | 79% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anony | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | AumMaloDy2K | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | P.K | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Kjwowww | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | sánto <3 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AumMaloDy2K | 321 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Anony | 292 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | P.K | 231 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | sánto <3 | 217 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Thomasthor | 130 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tr0opmonster | +4.72 | 96 | 52 |
| #2 | BoonRywin | +4.72 | 95 | 60 |
| #3 | Anony | +3.23 | 90 | 56 |
| #4 | sánto <3 | +2.77 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | Peppa | +2.26 | 80 | 74 |





