








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2908 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 236 matches | ||
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




185 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7516 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8442 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7017 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7269 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,107,126 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 585 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anony | 80% | 111 |
| #2 | P.K | 79% | 116 |
| #3 | Thomasthor | 78% | 60 |
| #4 | tr0opmonster | 77% | 83 |
| #5 | Peppa | 75% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | 2332 | 0.19 | 46 min |
| #2 | DxYSMAR ✪ | 1232 | 0.17 | 27 min |
| #3 | Wxx | 515 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #4 | tr0opmonster | 444 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #5 | P.K | 435 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppa | +5.19 | 89 | 79 |
| #2 | ヤマ <畑木山> ヤマ | +4.95 | 91 | 59 |
| #3 | Anony | +4.47 | 95 | 54 |
| #4 | tr0opmonster | +3.63 | 94 | 55 |
| #5 | DxYSMAR ✪ | +2.34 | 76 | 64 |





