








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3734 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3244 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2082 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2349 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,930 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | 88% | 25 |
| #2 | Anony | 86% | 83 |
| #3 | BoonRywin | 83% | 54 |
| #4 | AumMaloDy2K | 82% | 28 |
| #5 | tr0opmonster | 80% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ヤマ <畑木山> ヤマ | 42 | 0.0195 |
| #2 | Anony | 15 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | 11 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | BoonRywin | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | AumMaloDy2K | 6 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ヤマ <畑木山> ヤマ | 364 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | tr0opmonster | 232 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | 202 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | DxYSMAR ✪ | 186 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Anony | 182 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoonRywin | +4.57 | 95 | 62 |
| #2 | tr0opmonster | +4.02 | 93 | 58 |
| #3 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | +3.89 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | Anony | +3.64 | 93 | 59 |
| #5 | AumMaloDy2K | +3.46 | 85 | 55 |





