








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 977 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5184 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4069 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3358 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2732 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3470 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,156,185 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 327 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anony | 84% | 124 |
| #2 | estefano | 83% | 52 |
| #3 | P.K | 82% | 28 |
| #4 | tr0opmonster | 81% | 26 |
| #5 | BoonRywin | 76% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | BoonRywin | 76% | 78 |
| #6 | sánto <3 | 71% | 87 |
| #7 | ขมิบศรี | 70% | 27 |
| #8 | Thomasthor | 70% | 202 |
| #9 | Kjwowww | 64% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoonRywin | 20 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Anony | 16 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Thomasthor | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Kjwowww | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | P.K | 5 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomasthor | 398 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Anony | 364 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | BoonRywin | 307 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | sánto <3 | 283 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | estefano | 197 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tr0opmonster | +4.25 | 96 | 53 |
| #2 | AumMaloDy2K | +3.65 | 88 | 62 |
| #3 | Anony | +3.44 | 92 | 54 |
| #4 | BoonRywin | +3.09 | 95 | 54 |
| #5 | sánto <3 | +1.89 | 75 | 61 |





