








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 820 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3359 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3032 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2906 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3543 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,161,420 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1916 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Zorrahh | 52% | 21 |
| #14 | dave | 48% | 23 |
| #15 | lunar | 46% | 28 |
| #16 | FaoTheChee | 43% | 30 |
| #17 | lilpop | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaynine xx | 381 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | cubed | 224 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | deso | 221 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | ruki | 201 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | g1n | 149 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaynine xx | +3.85 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | hyena | +3.06 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | D1abetic | +1.71 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | lilpop | +1.07 | 83 | 72 |
| #5 | ruki | +0.71 | 84 | 63 |





