








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1064 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Faceit | 268 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 65,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20684 | 32% |
| Smokes | 17275 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11418 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 15933 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,585,349 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4341 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 60% | 139 |
| #2 | fOUST | 59% | 92 |
| #3 | uɐuqǝɹq | 58% | 92 |
| #4 | ruki | 57% | 635 |
| #5 | Kasper | 56% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | fOUST | 59% | 92 |
| #3 | uɐuqǝɹq | 58% | 92 |
| #4 | ruki | 57% | 635 |
| #5 | Kasper | 56% | 133 |
| #6 | air_switch | 53% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 47 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Kasper | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | fOUST | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | air_switch | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 2368 | 0.19 | 57 min |
| #2 | air_switch | 450 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | fOUST | 325 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | uɐuqǝɹq | 245 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 231 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uɐuqǝɹq | +3.01 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | ruki | +2.21 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | +1.41 | 87 | 55 |
| #4 | g1n | +1.05 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | fOUST | +0.31 | 66 | 66 |





