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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 497 matches | ||
| Faceit | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 131 matches | ||
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




157 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20693 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 66,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20154 | 30% |
| Smokes | 19148 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 15612 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 11999 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,110,203 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8920 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geraldine Poon | 64% | 109 |
| #2 | uɐuqǝɹq | 63% | 164 |
| #3 | koz | 61% | 109 |
| #4 | lilpop | 60% | 126 |
| #5 | fOUST | 60% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 58% | 159 |
| #8 | g1n | 57% | 635 |
| #9 | SmuttyDog | 55% | 187 |
| #10 | Chicken | 54% | 111 |
| #11 | gaynine xx | 50% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g1n | 47 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | SmuttyDog | 21 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | fOUST | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | lilpop | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | koz | 11 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g1n | 2214 | 0.17 | 60 min |
| #2 | air_switch | 810 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #3 | fOUST | 541 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #4 | uɐuqǝɹq | 411 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | SmuttyDog | 380 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilpop | +2.93 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | uɐuqǝɹq | +2.89 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | ruki | +2.55 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | gaynine xx | +2.53 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | +1.00 | 84 | 54 |





