








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 309 matches | ||
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14912 | 35% |
| Smokes | 10823 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8334 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8006 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,095,425 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stella★ | 62% | 121 |
| #2 | JFNasty | 59% | 212 |
| #3 | ✪ rice | 59% | 295 |
| #4 | K3F7Y | 53% | 496 |
| #5 | RiZZle | 50% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | K3F7Y | 53% | 496 |
| #5 | RiZZle | 50% | 137 |
| #6 | Baibro | 49% | 421 |
| #7 | Fishguy111 | 47% | 293 |
| #8 | Specsy | 38% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JFNasty | 69 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | K3F7Y | 48 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Specsy | 24 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | RiZZle | 22 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | ✪ rice | 20 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3F7Y | 1891 | 0.19 | 64 min |
| #2 | ✪ rice | 1891 | 0.33 | 54 min |
| #3 | Baibro | 736 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| #4 | JFNasty | 596 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #5 | Stella★ | 444 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rice | +5.58 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | K3F7Y | +2.21 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | Stella★ | +0.36 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | JFNasty | -0.04 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | Baibro | -0.49 | 74 | 64 |





