








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2903 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4340 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4022 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4060 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,372,219 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stella★ | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | RiZZle | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | ✪ rice | 51% | 102 |
| #4 | Mini | 49% | 421 |
| #5 | K3F7Y | 48% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mini | 49% | 421 |
| #5 | K3F7Y | 48% | 169 |
| #6 | Fishguy111 | 45% | 150 |
| #7 | JFNasty | 39% | 64 |
| #8 | Specsy | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mini | 28 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | JFNasty | 14 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | K3F7Y | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | ✪ rice | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Fishguy111 | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mini | 2108 | 0.24 | 51 min |
| #2 | K3F7Y | 637 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #3 | ✪ rice | 600 | 0.29 | 17 min |
| #4 | JFNasty | 156 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Fishguy111 | 126 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rice | +5.26 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | K3F7Y | +2.15 | 74 | 73 |
| #3 | Stella★ | +0.49 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | Baibro | -0.46 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | Mini | -0.81 | 66 | 68 |





